IT Industry & Underworld........

The IT Industry & Underworld are born out of the same concept "OutSourcing" . One cant kill so he outsources (gives supari in Mumbai lingo) , One cant code so he gives "Project to IT Industry", and since the Father of both the Industries is same, both of em have remarkable similarities.

1. A s/w guy and a u/w guy are the ones who do the REAL job (code and murder) but the gains goes to the bosses.

2. In both the cases Unemployed Young men are hired at a Better than average cost , and then squeezed to their last drop of blood. Both work as per the plan , and stick to the deadline.

3. Offices of both the Industries are located at the far end of the city.

4. Either of em either don't have a family or have a disturbed family.

5. The wives of either guys have no idea if he will come back home tonight or not !

6. The better performers in either industry are incentive-ed by sending out of country (dubai/USA).

7. Both carry they essential tools with them ALWAYS, no matter where they go (Laptop and GUN).

8. Neither have Social respect nor long life . while the u/w dies of bullets the s/w dies early of the syndromes and recession and Nicotine and work-life balance and .......... ALL Clubbed together.

9. The Neighbor of either have zero idea of them living next to him. coz of the time they come home.

10. Nor s/w or u/w guy can leave the profession coz by the time he wants to leave it they are not worth anything else.


Now lets see 5 Reasons why the Underworld bro is better than Software bro.....

1. No prerequisite course required ...you save 4 years ...start early.

2. U/W bro has a gun, ppl are afraid of him and he knows "BHAI". S/W bro has a laptop, not even the street Dog is afraid of him (infect they make him run when he comes back late) , he doest even know himself , all he knows is Boss's ID and Deadline.

3. U/W bro knows politicians ......BOSS's ID and Deadline.

4. knows Film stars .......BOSS's ID and Deadline.

5 Goes to Bars/ Discos / Pubs / Lounges ..........BOSS's ID and Deadline.

..............................hahahaha and you thought you were in Country's best profession.